Melissa Gilbert Cleavage Redux

About eighteen months ago, I wrote about a bizarre dream that I had. It included romantic interlude with Melissa Gilbert of Little House on the Prairie fame and former Screen Actors Guild President. "Melissa Gilbert cleavage" has been a recurring search engine set of keywords for this site ever since. Her MySpace site is here.

I was reminded of this after my own dream about my wife and I going to TomKat's house for a sleep over. Tom was what we would describe as lacking basic interpersonal skills. He went outside in the morning to see his dog. As I followed, he jumped into a big mud puddle with said dog. He then proceeded to leap into the Pacific Ocean which was on his property (I'd asked him if he and the kids ever swam in the water--it was sort of a little cove filled with sea turtles and rays; he then jumped in fully clothed). As we left, he pulled me to the side and asked how he'd done at beating my record of one hour twenty minutes for a continuous conversation. He was pretty giddy, and I told him we had about ten minutes left. I assumed that we were now best buddies). I'm not quite sure how Tom Cruise got into my dreams. He has held the #1 or #2 spot on the crushed out men spot that my wife has for probably fifteen plus years. It is a list I won't recite for you now.