Next Year, I'll Do Better

To those of you who have asked to be my friend on MySpace this year when you only had young Tom as a friend, I promise I will become your friend next year and look at your naked photos if you feel it necessary. My apologies go to Tamara, Heidi, Fifi, Candy, Brandy, Sandi, Sandy, Lily, Shawna, Lindy, Tabatha, Lizzy, Rachel, Rachelle, Richelle, Riki, Aleesha, Courtney, Mindy, Alexa, Nini, Tamara (again), O, Brandi, Colette, and Sam.