Quotes from Today's Call of Duty4 Session (from our Three Year Old)

"Grenade! Grenade!" (subsequently, he blows himself up with said grenade)
"He's not a mean guy--he's my friend."
"Tanks! Cool!"
"Watch me blow the car up."
"I wish I had that gun."
"I'm not in trouble--Daddy's in trouble."

btw--if Soap is on your team, he may very well be a three-year old...