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I remembered why I so love treading water playing poker. Dropped $250 four-tabling full ring $5/10 LHE (VPIP: <15%) then made it up four-tabling first $0.25/0.50 NLHE then $0.50/NLHE 6-max (nothing like chasing your losses to get the juices flowing). Hands like these have created vast sums of wealth for the programmers and executives of online poker...

POKERSTARS GAME #14700112398: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/01/20 - 16:08:46 (ET)
Table 'Feodosia III' 6-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 2: csquard ($194.60 in chips)
Seat 3: CommanderG ($98.50 in chips)
Seat 6: Be11er ($134.25 in chips)
Be11er: posts small blind $0.50
csquard: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to csquard [Js Td]
CommanderG: raises $3 to $4
Be11er: folds
csquard: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [9d 8c 7s]
Alidrum joins the table at seat #4
csquard: bets $3
CommanderG: raises $7 to $10
csquard: calls $7
*** TURN *** [9d 8c 7s] [Kc]
csquard: checks
CommanderG: bets $19
csquard: raises $161.60 to $180.60 and is all-in
CommanderG: calls $65.50 and is all-in
*** RIVER *** [9d 8c 7s Kc] [5s]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
csquard: shows [Js Td] (a straight, Seven to Jack)
CommanderG: mucks hand
csquard collected $196.50 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $197.50 | Rake $1
Board [9d 8c 7s Kc 5s]
Seat 2: csquard (big blind) showed [Js Td] and won ($196.50) with a straight, Seven to Jack
Seat 3: CommanderG (button) mucked [Ks Kh]
Seat 6: Be11er (small blind) folded before Flop


POKERSTARS GAME #14700046129: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/01/20 - 16:05:59 (ET)
Table 'Feodosia III' 6-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: DjuNKeLL ($105.15 in chips)
Seat 2: csquard ($133.40 in chips)
Seat 3: CommanderG ($71 in chips)
Seat 4: lino99 ($64.20 in chips)
Seat 5: Rolf44 ($57.05 in chips)
Seat 6: Be11er ($96.25 in chips)
Be11er: posts small blind $0.50
DjuNKeLL: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to csquard [Kh Qc]
csquard: raises $3 to $4
CommanderG: folds
lino99: calls $4
Rolf44: folds
Be11er: folds
DjuNKeLL: folds
*** FLOP *** [5h Tc Ah]
csquard: bets $7.40
lino99: calls $7.40
*** TURN *** [5h Tc Ah] [Jh]
csquard: bets $17.50
lino99: raises $35.30 to $52.80 and is all-in
csquard: calls $35.30
*** RIVER *** [5h Tc Ah Jh] [Jd]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
csquard: shows [Kh Qc] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
lino99: mucks hand
csquard collected $126.90 from pot
lino99 leaves the table
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $129.90 | Rake $3
Board [5h Tc Ah Jh Jd]
Seat 1: DjuNKeLL (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 2: csquard showed [Kh Qc] and won ($126.90) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 3: CommanderG folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: lino99 mucked [Kd Ac]
Seat 5: Rolf44 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Be11er (small blind) folded before Flop

POKERSTARS GAME #14700071611: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($0.50/$1.00) - 2008/01/20 - 16:07:03 (ET)
Table 'Pickeringia' 6-max Seat #4 is the button
Seat 1: csquard ($130.40 in chips)
Seat 2: Alpha 5.20 ($309.05 in chips)
Seat 3: Luthor113 ($104.05 in chips)
Seat 4: here2win2003 ($101.40 in chips)
Seat 6: Magardan ($101.60 in chips)
Magardan: posts small blind $0.50
csquard: posts big blind $1
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to csquard [As 7s]
Alpha 5.20: folds
Luthor113: folds
here2win2003: folds
Magardan: raises $3 to $4
csquard: calls $3
*** FLOP *** [5d 4s 3h]
Magardan: bets $5
csquard: calls $5
*** TURN *** [5d 4s 3h] [3s]
Magardan: bets $12
csquard: raises $19 to $31
Magardan: raises $61.60 to $92.60 and is all-in
csquard: calls $61.60
*** RIVER *** [5d 4s 3h 3s] [Ks]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Magardan: shows [2c Ah] (a straight, Ace to Five)
csquard: shows [As 7s] (a flush, Ace high)
csquard collected $201.20 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $203.20 | Rake $2
Board [5d 4s 3h 3s Ks]
Seat 1: csquard (big blind) showed [As 7s] and won ($201.20) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 2: Alpha 5.20 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Luthor113 folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: here2win2003 (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Magardan (small blind) showed [2c Ah] and lost with a straight, Ace to Five

btw, I seem to alternate between being really, really good and really bad.